Nasties Rugby

Another solid turnout on the promise of beer saw a dozen stalwarts rock up to porters with many more declaring their absence.

Darren Flynnn - Weak as piss

With plenty of envy around the park about Boyo's stunning Welsh Jersey it was fitting that he glided over for the opening score. This was only the precursor for what was to turn into majestic nights football.

The game was settling down when the battle all had been waiting for occurred. Like two thoroughbreds our loosehead prop and skipper Troy McGrath chased down tighthead prop Deek in a race to the death with Deek being cut off short of the line.

Matty Read (dressed in a baby shit yellow jersey) took exception to the break and later in the game absolutely hammered Deek at Kick off breaking his nose....  Matty has agreed to take a long hard look at himself in the (soon to be cracked) mirror.

The match ebbed and flowed but turned on a torn hamstring.

Darren Flynn (Pictured) attempting to score by diving tore his hamstring in the act, with his teams man advantage taken away it was up to the best looking team to come running over the top of their opponents to take a out a convincing 9-8 win.

After match festivities included beer and humour.

See you next week and onwards and upwards with The Newport Nasties.