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The Nasty Ballad PDF Print E-mail
Written by Sean Panambalana   
Monday, 12 May 2008

(Another Nasty Ballad, sung to the tune of 'The Drunken Sailor')
 
What shall we do with the Newport Nasty ?
Full of Peak Ale and Porters Pasty,
What shall we do with the Newport Nasty
Earl-y in the mornin'
 
Pull-on his Boots and up she rises,
When he's got his boots on he's full of surprises,
Pull on his Boots and up she rises,
Earl-y in the mornin'
 
Run, pass, tackle !
with fun and passion,
then back to the clubhouse to start a-Braggin'
Finally off home for a Jolly-good Sh----n'    (bathin' ? lie-in?)
Earl - y in the Mornin'
 
Pull on his Boots and up she rises,
When he's got his boots on he's full of surprises,
Pull on his Boots and up she rises,
Earl-y in the mornin'
 
There's a Gale a-blowin,
The Storm'll Lash-Ye,
A Mighty Blue-Wave is surgin' past- Ye
OOOH-ARRRGH, the weather's turned NASTY
Earl-y in the mornin'
 
Pull on our Boots and up she rises,
When we've got our boots on we're full of surprises,
Pull-on our Boots and up she rises,
Earl-y in the Mor-nin'
AARRRRGH !!!
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