Cerebral Nastiness

"Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous"

Chris Laidlaw

"I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees"

Jonathan Davies - A Question Of Sport BBC TV (1995)

"In 1823 William Webb Ellis first picked up the ball in his arms and ran with it. And for the next 156 years forwards have been trying to work out why"

Sir Tasker Watkins (1979)